T Rex Cartoons Funnies Memes Pic
We've had about 65 million years to brainstorm these roaring good jokes.
Dinosaur jokes are a guaranteed roaring good time for everyone and are certain to have you dino-laughter. Ok, sorry, we'll leave the rest of the punning and joking to the comedians. But if you find all your dinosaur material isn't hitting nearly as well as a comet, try these animal memes, fish puns, cow jokes, or knock knock jokes for kids on for size.
1. What do you call a dinosaur wearing a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex!
2. Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?
Because it was an early bird!
3. What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig?
Jurassic Pork!
4. What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Pair-odactyls!
5. What do you call a dinosaur car accident?
A tyrannosaurus wreck!
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6. Why do museums exhibit old dinosaur bones?
Because they can't afford new ones!
7. Why did the Tyrannosaurus Rex cross the road?
Because the chickens hadn't evolved yet.
8. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes?
A dino-sewer.
9. What did the dinosaur call her blouse business?
Try Sara's Tops!
10. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
Try-try-try-ceratops!
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11. Scientists discovered a new dinosaur that is very intelligent.
It's called a thesaurus.
12. Do you know how long dinosaurs lived?
The same as short ones.
13. What's the best thing to do if you see a Tyrannosaurus Rex?
Pray that it doesn't see you.
14. What's the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex?
Lefty
15. What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
Eye-saur
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16. What do you call a group of dinosaurs who sing?
A tyranno-chorus.
17. What do you call a dinosaur ghost?
A scaredactyl.
18. What's a dinosaur's favorite quote?
"Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures!"
19. What do you call a dinosaur who is a noisy sleeper?
A Tyranno-snorus!
20. How do you know if there is a dinosaur in your fridge?
The door won't shut!
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21. What's the best way to raise a baby dinosaur?
With a crane.
22. What came after the dinosaur?
Its tail.
23. What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?
Rep Tiles
24. How do you ask a Tyrannosaurus out to lunch?
"Tea, Rex?"
25. What dinosaur could jump higher than a house?
All of them. Houses can't jump.
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26. What should you do if you find a blue Dilophosaurus?
Try to cheer him up!
27. How many dinosaurs can you fit in an empty box?
After that, the box isn't empty.
28.What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes?
Out of the way as fast as you can.
29. What is found in the middle of dinosaurs?
The letter S.
30. What's the best thing to do if you see a T-Rex?
Hope he doesn't see you.
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31. What kind of dinosaur is made of cheese?
Gorgonzilla.
32. What did Rex say to Woody after eating a toy?
You got a friend in me.
33. What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Doyouthinkysaurus
34. What do you call a paleontologist who naps on the job?
Lazy bones.
35. What did the dinosaur use to build his house?
A dino-saw.
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36. What is a dinosaur's least favorite reindeer?
Comet!
37. Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds?
Yes, one Gorgosaurus and nine velociraptors!
38.Why does the brontosaurus have a long neck?
Its feet smell.
39. What do you call a T-Rex who hates losing?
A saur loser.
40. What sport is a brontosaurus good at?
Squash.
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